// New Species Found In Miami Called: COCO//

Coco, aka Nicole Austin, aka that lady with the ridiculously ginormous ass, just loves to show off that crazy ass of hers, but I think a picture of Coco naked in a tanning bed might be taking things a bit far. Don’t you? Okay, maybe not, but it’s pretty scary seeing all that ass under black light. I suppose if you have an ass that big, you might as well show it off, seeing as how you don’t really have much choice in the matter. But there’s a difference between accepting the burdens gifts God gave you, and flaunting them on Twitter every chance you get. And speaking of Twitter, here are a bunch of other pictures of Coco’s ass (and boobs) that she has graciously posted on Twitter. She’s so refined.

See more pics of this freakishly beautiful creature called Coco

// Valentines Day Makes $52 Million//

Eager to please and stuffed with stars, Valentine’s Day squanders its promise with a frantic, episodic plot and an abundance of rom-com cliches.

An all-star ensemble cast comes together in “Valentine’s Day,” which follows the intertwining storylines of a diverse group of Los Angelenos as they navigate their way through romance and heartbreak over the course of one Valentine’s Day. Couples and singles experience the pinnacles and pitfalls of finding, keeping or ending relationships in a day in the life of love.

My personal opinion is that there should have showed off their hot stars a little more than they did. I mean if you’re going to drag a guy to see this movie on Valentines Day, the least you could do is display Jessica Alba and Biels’ “assets” a little more.

Bottom line, not enough skin!