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// Pretty Wild Star Gets Jail Time//

Before she was semi-famous for starring in E!’s reality show Pretty Wild, Alexis Neiers was semi-famous for breaking into the homes of the actually famous. Today, she pled no contest and was sentenced to 180 days in jail for stealing $600,000 worth of personal belongings from actor Orlando Bloom. Hope that framed Elizabethtown call sheet was worth it, Alexis!

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// Lindsey Lohan Takes Her Clothes Off Again//

When I heard that Lindsay Lohan would be in a Terry Richardson photoshoot in the new issue of Purple magazine, I was pretty excited for some really hot pictures. After all, her last major shoot featured Lindsay Lohan topless in Muse magazine, and Terry Richardson is the guy that shot Miranda Kerr topless in the Pirelli Calendar. So, yeah, my expectations were set kinda high. Is it Linsday or Terry’s best work? Not really. But we do have Lindsay Lohan in her bra and flashing her ass, so it’ll get the job done.

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