// New Species Found In Miami Called: COCO//

Coco, aka Nicole Austin, aka that lady with the ridiculously ginormous ass, just loves to show off that crazy ass of hers, but I think a picture of Coco naked in a tanning bed might be taking things a bit far. Don’t you? Okay, maybe not, but it’s pretty scary seeing all that ass under black light. I suppose if you have an ass that big, you might as well show it off, seeing as how you don’t really have much choice in the matter. But there’s a difference between accepting the burdens gifts God gave you, and flaunting them on Twitter every chance you get. And speaking of Twitter, here are a bunch of other pictures of Coco’s ass (and boobs) that she has graciously posted on Twitter. She’s so refined.

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// TicketMaster Confirms Conan O’Brien Stage Show //

It’s true! Conan O’Brien has cleared his busy schedule of Twitter brain trusts and dolphin meet and greets to perform a live show in April, fulfilling Megan Mullally’s prophecy that Coco will “have the last laugh”. TMZ broke the story an hour ago, with confirmation of one show from Ticketmaster.

While the Tickemaster page does not say what exactly the show will be, it says that the event will be held Friday, April 30 at Dodge Theatre in Phoenix, AZ. Tickets will go on sale on March 8 at 10:00 MST, with ticket prices ranging from $36.50 to $76.50. As reported previously, a comedy tour is a clever way to skirt the clause in Conan’s exit deal from NBC which stipulated that the comedian could not appear on television before September.

As of two weeks ago, Conan’s representatives at William Morris Endeavor were still trying to secure dates for the show. No other dates have been announced.

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