June 2010
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Oh The Irony! Thanks For The Tip BP
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Chase Crawford Busted For Weed
Chace Crawford from “Gossip Girl” was arrested in Plano, Texas for possession of marijuana … cops confirm We’re told Crawford has bonded out of jail. Crawford was arrested just after midnight this morning for possession of marijuana under 2 ounces. The charge is a misdemeanor. Crawford was busted in the parking lot of Ringo’s Pub. Sources say Crawford was...
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Hoffmam/Bateman Romance Too Much For TV
Hollywood has a new cute couple! Last night, at the Lakers/Celtics game in Los Angeles, the May/December union of Dustin Hoffman, 72, and Jason Bateman, 41, was revealed for all the world when a kiss-cam landed on the two actors and they decided to go for it with gusto. What cutesy nickname shall we give this new union? Hoff…man? Bate…man? Dammit.
May 2010
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Topless Hayley Williams Pic Leaked
Hayley Williams claims her Twitter account was hacked. They always claim that. Either way, who cares? The ultra-cute lead singer of Paramore ‘accidentally’ twitpicked a topless photo out to the world for but a few minutes, and, now, it belongs to the world. And, might I say, on behalf of that world, bless, you, Hayley Williams and your imaginary hacker. As a man who’s seen...
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12 Must See Films From Cannes 2010
For all of the banter that this year’s Festival de Cannes was going to be a lackluster one, it was not at all difficult to come up with a dozen new films to spotlight as “Must sees” for in the coming year, in fact there are several bonus titles as well.
Cannes Artistic Director Thierry Fremaux commented that with the absence of such high profile titles as “The Tree of Life” by Terrance ...
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Can Transformers 3 Supermodel Rosie...
It almost defies parody: Michael Bay has decided to rejuvenate the Transformers franchise by replacing Megan Fox with Victoria’s Secret supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Little is known of the newcomer aside from the facts that she’s Jason Statham’s girlfriend, she looks fantastic in garters, and she has “no acting experience.” But is the latter really true, or even all that important?
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Avenged Sevenfold Announce New Album
Avenged Sevenfold have announced that their fifth album, Nightmare, will be released July 27 on Warner Bros. The disc’s first single, also titled “Nightmare,” will be released tomorrow on radio and online. You can preview the song here on the band’s website.
Nightmare was produced by Mike Elizondo (Dr. Dre, Eminem), mixed by Andy Wallace and is the group’s first album since the...
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Iron Cross vs Variety: 0-1
A Los Angeles Superior Court judge tossed out a suit against Variety from an indie-film producer who claimed the trade duped him into buying awards advertising before slamming his movie.
Variety used the front page of its print edition to trumpet the court victory over “Iron Cross” filmmaker Joshua Newton, who was ordered by the judge to pay the paper’s legal fees.
“We are extremely...
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The Unreleased Movie Everyone Is Talking About:...
The unreleased movie everyone is talking about. There’s so much controversy surrounding this movie due to the Variety lawsuit, in which Variety screwed up a $400,000 ad deal/Oscars campaign by deliberately destroying the movie with a scathing review which got published in Variety DURING the campaign. I guess this kind of thing goes on in Hollywood all the time. But to deliberately...
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Lindsey Lohan Skips Booze Class, Goes To Cannes
TMZ broke the story that the judge has ordered LiLo to show proof next Thursday that she had completed 13 alcohol ed classes, but she’s only completed nine.
Simple math — If Lindsay doesn’t complete at least four more classes, she’s in violation of probation and the judge has made it clear … Lindsay will go to jail. Sources say Lindsay — who is in NYC...
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Danica McKellar Lingerie Pictures Makes Me...
Oh, how the kids do grow up. Remember cute little Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years? Maxim delivers Danica McKellar lingerie pictures designed to remind us that not all kid actresses grow up into dysfunctional monsters, some just blossom into adult schoolgirls in lacy bras and panties. Just imagine what Kevin Arnold might say upon seeing these delicious poses.
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Festival De Cans 2010: Laetitia Casta
The 2010 Cannes Film Festival (le Festival de Cannes, for all of our native readers) kicks off tomorrow. The annual festival is not only well known for premiering some of the biggest blockbusters of the year, but also awesome A-list Hollywood appearances. So to get in on the celebrity-packed action, we’ve put together our own little independent shindig we’d like to call the Festival de Cans...
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Weinsteins to Announce Miramax Recovery at Cannes
Although Harvey Weinstein denies the report, Deadline.com claims that a deal is done for the Weinstein brothers to finally recover their old distribution company, Miramax, from Disney and will announce the purchase at Cannes in order to “make a big publicity splash.” It’s been a little over three months since we heard the Weinsteins were even interested in re-acquiring the...
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Pretty Wild Star Gets Jail Time
Before she was semi-famous for starring in E!’s reality show Pretty Wild, Alexis Neiers was semi-famous for breaking into the homes of the actually famous. Today, she pled no contest and was sentenced to 180 days in jail for stealing $600,000 worth of personal belongings from actor Orlando Bloom. Hope that framed Elizabethtown call sheet was worth it, Alexis!
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The Top 5 Dumbest Ke$ha Quotes
When I saw Ke$ha perform last weekend at The Bamboozle in East Rutherford, New Jersey, my heart was totally beating like a native drum. Her set was bonkers, and I’m still picking the glitter out of my teeth. (Gross but true.)
Unfortunately, Ke$ha’s boozy onstage banter left something to be desired. Come to think of it, my favorite pop “Backstabber” has never really...
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The Stacey Dash Collection
When Stacey charmed audiences so memorably opposite Alicia Silverstone in 1995’s Clueless, her performance only confirmed what many in Hollywood had anticipated from her debut on both The Cosby Show and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and from her precocious comic turn as Richard Pryor’s daughter in Moving (1988), opposite Damon Wayans in Mo Money (1992), and starring with Mark ...
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Deftones Cover Drive Like Jehu "Caress"
It’s been ten years since The Deftones rode into our collective consciousness on the back of their critically acclaimed album White Pony. This mighty steed of a record eventually went platinum, earned the band a Grammy, and received praise from critics the world over. What better way to commemorate the release of the album that catapulted them to a whole new level of stardom than with...
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Batman 3 Release Date Announced for 2012
The next Batman movie release date has finally been announced! Warner Bros. has scheduled the sequel to The Dark Knight for July 20, 2012. Director Christopher Nolan will helm the film, which is still untitled.
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Olivia Munn Lingerie Pictures from FHM
This week has kinda been crap in terms of hot posts, so thankfully we have these Olivia Munn lingerie pictures from FHM to end the week with a bang. As you probably know, Velveteen Audio Lab loves Olivia Munn, and we hope you do too. Of course, we love her even more when she’s taking sexy pictures like these. You’ll be able to see Olivia in Iron Man 2 next week, where apparently...
April 2010
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Paramount Nixes Anchorman 2
Stick a trident in Anchorman 2, because it’s done. Director Adam McKay tweeted today that he did everything he could to interest Paramount in a sequel to the Will Ferrell comedy — even luring back stars Steve Carell and Paul Rudd at reduced salaries — but the studio still passed. Tonight’s top story: The sewers of 5555 Melrose Ave. run red with Burgundy’s blood. [Twitter via /film]
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2nd Amendment
America, Fuck YEAH!!
March 2010
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WatchBike Eats Asphalt In Front of Cop
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Hole Release New Song "Samantha"
What’s stopping Hole from becoming another one of those classic bands that falls apart a dozen times, leaving one sole member to trudge along in a sad collection of nostalgic tour revenue? Well, nothing, except for the fact that the band’s sole remaining member is Courtney Love and she knows how to remain a huge attraction. Cue ‘Samantha,’ the second peak at the...
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Mid-Sized Monster 796 Coming to US
Ducati will introduce a new Monster model to slot in between the entry-level 696 and higher-spec 1100 and 1100S, according to an anonymous source. The new model, called the Monster 796, will use the powerplant from the Hypermotard 796 and the chassis from the Monster 1100. Although it’s unclear if the bike will be a 2010 or 2011 model, it will be priced under $10,000 and will be...
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WatchBetween Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis and Ben Stiller
Episode 8: Zach sits down with Ben Stiller, star of the ‘Meet the Fockers’ series as well as the new movie, Greenberg.
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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee: Naked Nazi
So you know that crazy tattoed bitch that Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with? Well, according to TMZ, she’s a fucking Nazi White Supremacist. That’s right, as if all those tattoos didn’t make her crazy enough, turns out she’s a bigoted, racist, Anti-Semite. I won’t post the pictures of her in her Nazi get-up, for obvious reasons, and I’m not even...
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WatchDeftones new title track from Diamond Eyes
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Amanda Seyfried is Sexy As Hell in Esquire!
Amanda Seyfried is quickly rocketting to the top of the list of Hollywood’s sexiest ladies, and this new photoshoot from Esquire magazine just gave her a turbo boost. As if we weren’t already waiting with baited breath for her upcoming nude scene on the big screen, these pictures are just so damn sexy, I don’t even know what to say. And to top it off with the fact that...
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Latigo Canyon Malibu, CA
The first time I drove Latigo Canyon I started off PCH and headed up the mountain. I had heard from other drivers that this was a great road, but for the first several miles I was very dissapointed. The southern section (blue on map) has quite a few houses and driveways on either side, a bad situation for driving fast. I resigned myself to a lesiurely pace up the hill until all of a sudden the...
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New Species Found In Miami Called: COCO
Coco, aka Nicole Austin, aka that lady with the ridiculously ginormous ass, just loves to show off that crazy ass of hers, but I think a picture of Coco naked in a tanning bed might be taking things a bit far. Don’t you? Okay, maybe not, but it’s pretty scary seeing all that ass under black light. I suppose if you have an ass that big, you might as well show it off, seeing as...
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Faith No More Announce Reunion Tour Dates
And just like that, sales of wallet chains have risen for the first time since 1997 with the news that Faith No More have revealed another tour date. The band will be playing in Brooklyn’s Waterfront space on July 5, with proceeds going to benefit the Open Space Alliance for North Brooklyn. Tickets go on sale March 19, with a special fan pre-sale taking place March 16. Check Faith...
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Kim Kardashian, Eva Amurri, Olivia Munn and More!
FHM was kind enough to make a compendium of US TV hotties in their April issue, and making the list are some hot Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, some great Eva Amurri cleavage, Summer Glau in her bra, Olivia Munn in her underwear, Minka Kelly showing some ass, Jessica Stroup in a wet, see-though wife-beater, and Erin Cummings in what I believe is a leopard-print bikini. So, good job FHM!...
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Betty White To Appear on SNL, Facebook Fans...
The Facebook page “Betty White to Host SNL (please?)!” is giving new credence to the lyrics “Thank you for being a friend” today, as People has confirmed that the Golden Girls star will be appearing on Saturday Night Live in the near future.
When asked at Elton John’s Oscar-viewing party last night whether she would be appearing on Saturday Night Live, the actress answered in the...
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Meet Sarah Killen, The One Person Conan O'Brien Is...
Two weeks ago, comedian Conan O’Brien lamented, “Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.” But everything changed when he decided to follow one random person on Twitter: Sarah Killen (@LovelyButton), 19, from Fowlerville, MI. “I’ve decided to follow someone at random. She likes peanut butter and gummy...
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Jaime Foxx Wants To Tap That Ass
Olivia Munn at the 3rd Annual Pre-Oscar Hollywood Domino Gala at bar210 at The Beverly Hilton Hotel (3/4) You can add Jamie Foxx to the list of guys who would love to split Olivia Munn like a piece of firewood. FYI, the current list (in alphabetic order): “Everybody”
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Jamie Foxx spent the night flirting with gorgeous Olivia Munn at the Hollywood Domino...
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Lil Wayne Goes To Jail For Realz This Time
TMZ reports that earlier today in Manhattan, Lil Wayne was sentenced to one year of protective custody in New York City jails, after pleading guilty to attempted criminal possession of a weapon in October. According to MTV, it’s likely that Wayne will only serve eight months with good behavior.
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Did The Oscars Snub Fawcett, Arthur and Scheider?
Aside from a surprise appearance by Music by Prudence co-producer Elinor Burkett — the “Kanye of the Oscars” — no more scandalous event occurred than the omission of Farrah Fawcett, Roy Scheider and Bea Arthur from the annual “In Memoriam” montage. Or… was it scandalous? While I’ve got to say their exclusion threw my In Memoriam pool ballot into a tailspin, there’s a case to be made today...
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Olivia Munn FHM Shoot Is Going To Be HOT!!