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Chace Crawford from “Gossip Girl” was arrested in Plano, Texas for possession of marijuana … cops confirm
We’re told Crawford has bonded out of jail.
Crawford was arrested just after midnight this morning for possession of marijuana under 2 ounces. The charge is a misdemeanor.
Crawford was busted in the parking lot of Ringo’s Pub.
Sources say Crawford was in a car with a friend when he was busted and cops found one unlit joint.
In not so surprising news…Miley Kissed a girl on Britain’s got Talent….and it also has white trash prostitute looking Glamour Models….
I saw this one coming from miles away..It was the obvious move for her. Everyone knows that you start at Disney, End with a Sex Tape and take all the proper paths in between…
Not to mention, every girl knows the controversy and attention comes when you kiss another girl. It’s what college Keg parties are fucking made of, so this is no re-inventing anything, it’s just funny to see it happening as part of her concert tour, like some kind of coming of age into being the most obvious attention whore and celebrity slut who really just needs to release the fucking nude pics already, ideally after her 18th birthday, cuz I want to be able to post the shit…
Here’s the video…
Hollywood has a new cute couple! Last night, at the Lakers/Celtics game in Los Angeles, the May/December union of Dustin Hoffman, 72, and Jason Bateman, 41, was revealed for all the world when a kiss-cam landed on the two actors and they decided to go for it with gusto. What cutesy nickname shall we give this new union? Hoff…man? Bate…man? Dammit.
Hayley Williams claims her Twitter account was hacked. They always claim that. Either way, who cares? The ultra-cute lead singer of Paramore ‘accidentally’ twitpicked a topless photo out to the world for but a few minutes, and, now, it belongs to the world. And, might I say, on behalf of that world, bless, you, Hayley Williams and your imaginary hacker. As a man who’s seen his share of female rock stars topless, Hayley is right up there.
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For all of the banter that this year’s Festival de Cannes was going to be a lackluster one, it was not at all difficult to come up with a dozen new films to spotlight as “Must sees” for in the coming year, in fact there are several bonus titles as well.
Cannes Artistic Director Thierry Fremaux commented that with the absence of such high profile titles as “The Tree of Life” by Terrance Malick (the film was reportedly not complete in time for the festival), that 2011 looked to be a banner year. But, it can be argued that this year’s crop of a dozen must sees are on par with last year’s list.
Still, there was an absence of a much anticipated and focus of extreme curiosity titles such as Lars Von Trier’s “Antichrist,” which produced about as much talk ahead of its world premiere in Cannes last year as afterward. A competition director exclaiming, “I’m the best director in the world” - even if taken out of context - is bound to create headlines and interest (that poster was quite something too!)
But, wrapping up our 2010 coverage, indieWIRE considered this year’s lineup and picked out 12 new films that we feel will continue to make headlines, join the awards race later in the year and - for those not yet picked up - find U.S. distribution.
One caveat to keep in mind. There were other titles that played this year’s Cannes and had their world premieres elsewhere, so they’re not included in this list. Derek Cianfrance’s “Blue Valentine” (Sundance 2010) still ranks in the pinnacle of new fest offerings - so far - and there were a few others as well.
Article by Brian Brooks ‘MovieLine.com’
It almost defies parody: Michael Bay has decided to rejuvenate the Transformers franchise by replacing Megan Fox with Victoria’s Secret supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Little is known of the newcomer aside from the facts that she’s Jason Statham’s girlfriend, she looks fantastic in garters, and she has “no acting experience.” But is the latter really true, or even all that important?
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Avenged Sevenfold have announced that their fifth album, Nightmare, will be released July 27 on Warner Bros. The disc’s first single, also titled “Nightmare,” will be released tomorrow on radio and online. You can preview the song here on the band’s website.
Nightmare was produced by Mike Elizondo (Dr. Dre, Eminem), mixed by Andy Wallace and is the group’s first album since the passing of drummer Jimmy “The Rev” Sullivan last December. Drumming duties for the record, and the band’s upcoming tour, have been taken over by Dream Theater’s Mike Portnoy, who was Sullivan’s favorite drummer, and has been added to the line-up in tribute.
The band posted a statement in February about the addition of Portnoy. “We asked Jimmy’s all time favorite drummer Mike Portnoy to record on behalf of him. Mike said it would be an honor and without question that’s what Jim would have wanted. It’s comforting to us that someone like Mike, who is undoubtedly revered as one of the best drummers in the world, held such respect and adoration for the Rev’s abilities.”
As we previously told you, the band will be co-headlining the first annual Rockstar Energy Drink UPROAR Festival with Disturbed this summer. We’re pretty sure dudes with complicated septum piercings are psyched.
On the heels of Batman XXX, the forthcoming porn parody from the Leader of Lewd Lampooning Axel Braun, we* at Allblogsgotoheaven.com thought we’d offer the Superior of Sex Spoofs some new ideas. And we realize that recreating famous movie titles with sexual innuendo is soooo 2001 (The Gaytrix, Dude, Where’s My Cunt?, Shaving Ryan’s Privates). But we’re bored, and we’re still learning how to use Photoshop.
So, Master of Masturbatory Mockery**, here are some future projects to consider:
- 12 Horny Men
- Pulp Fucktion
- Schindler’s Fist
- The Silence of My Clam
- Tight Club
- Citizen Kink
- American HIStory XXX
- The Bridge Over River Twat
*We=me.
**Coming up with alliterate titles for a porno director is harder than it sounds.
